Getting traded can be tough ... but don't feel bad for MLB star Evan Longoria -- 'cause his smokin' hot, Playboy model wife is coming with him to San Francisco! Meet Jaime Edmondson ... January 2010 Playmate of the Month and better half of the other famous Longoria, a 3-time All-Star with the…

We were too busy chatting up 2008 Rookie of the Year Evan Longoria to notice, but ESPN sportscaster Chris Berman was in bitter disbelief we ... could ... go ... all ... the ... way though the conversation without recognizing him. Berman's Infamous (and NSFW) Tirade